Ok…it is really Christmas time now because I have just watched Bad(der) Santa, the must-see Christmas classic in our family. That movie cracks me up – the opening monologue is the best Christmas monologue ever. Plus, I’d rather stab myself in the eye than have to watch It’s a Wonderful Life again.
I can’t wait until I can get an Advent calendar for my kids and put pennies, aspirin, candy corn, and maybe cat food in it instead of chocolate!
Willie: "For christ's sake, make a move and stick with it, would you?"
The Kid: "King me."
Willie: "Son of a bitch! You lousy, cheating little shit! You're fucking with me! You did that on purpose. You sit there and you play like the fucking dead lice are falling off of you, and then suddenly, you're like Seabisbuit all over the god damn place. You're a smartass, is what you are, kid."
The Kid: "Wanna play again?"
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